Don't miss this!

Well ever thought you wouldnt miss a stop ever?

This girl did.

But caught up in a conversation with her two wonderful friends, she missed her stop.

Hearing their laughter and whispering for the first time, she decided to diss the idea of asking what was up, and instead continued with the conversation. Upon hearing laughter at the stop after the one she was supposed to have alighted at, she assumed that they were laughing at what she had mentioned, even agree with the word "joke!". They decided to reveal to her the joke, after which they laughed for a stop straight.

We HEART Yvonne! :)

Are u one of them?

Friend: Stupid person got some compulsory SC meeting.
Hunghui: Huh so the person is from SC lah...?
(5 seconds later)
Hunghui: Is it???.....
Friend: GIVES ANALOGY
(10 minutes later)
Me: Haha but ____ is not from SC cant be her.
Hunghui: o.o so the person is from SC lah....

Success story 1000.

Yvonne borrowed this book, its on success stories and life lessons learnt from animals.

Librarian: Have you taken the sex education?

Yvonne: -SHOCKED FACE-

Librarian: You year 3 right? so you take the sex education thing already luh, if you don't take you cannot read this book you know?

Florence: -MEGA LAUGHTER- :D

Which is which?

HAHA tell ya a rachel joke.

which rachel you ask?

i don't know!

but anyway this was what happened yesterday.

Rachel Phua: - discovers the eraser above-

Who's eraser is this!? Why does it have my name on it?

Rachel Yong: It's mine.

HAHA SEE RACHEL.

i knew this was gonna happen one day :D

I dont ever wanna be a volleyballer!!!

HAHAHAH. i love this one.

okay cause we were doing bball drills so we had to move the volleyball poles cause they were obstructing the path on the side. so we moved them.. first only, successfully. second one however....

- finished putting the first one, so we got the second one-

- just had to put it down nicely, so we left it to yvonne -

- a minute later we came back -

Yvonne: Ouch ouch ouch

Rest of us: Huh....?

- Yvonne's foot was stuck under the base of it -

Rest of us: Huh?!

Poor von.

YS :D

Why?!

in the previous post i mentioned:

hunghui: what animal says why?

someone: i dunno

hunghui: a dog

someone: why?

so let me continue the story, hunghui pls dont kill me! :D

(cause our ex chem teacher told us asking why (asking questions) is good and ervin started asking why to annoy him.)so when hunghui told me the joke,

i went: huh so ervin's a dog lah? (no offence to him)

hunghui: why?

everyone there: -burst out laughing-

LETTERS TO ANN :)

Haha these are abc riddles related to n (ann), me :) started when florence asked hunghui who did n go find? M. LOL ok that one not much link luhs so we came up with more interesting ones :) we had some number ones as well.

what did n say when she called her friend?

A (eh)

what insect did n see?

B (bee)

what is n's surname?

C (yvonne see<<)

what is n's favourite cartoon character?

dd (didi & dexter from dexter's lab)

what did n say when she saw sth disgusting?

e

what curse word does n hate?

f

what did n say when she failed her maths test?

gg

what did n (if she were ahlian) say to her ex?

i h u (i hate you, ahlians cant pronounce properly heh)

who's n's favourite taiwanese guy?

j (jay)

what did n say when her friend wanted to borrow sth?

k

what is n's favourite brand?

l (elle) or LG (but then lg is alr a short form ._.)

what did n say in her self introduction?

i m n. (i am ann)

so.. who did n look for?

o (ohh/ong hunghui)

why did n go to the toilet?

to p (to pee)

what did n have to do to get her chicken rice?

q up (queue up)

what did n tell j?

u r j (you are jay. but who's so lame to say that lah.)

whr did n's friend smack her?

her s (ass)

what did n meet her friend for?

t (tea)

n's friend asked her who was incharged of the project, what did she say?

u

what did n's mum say when she scored full marks for the maths test?

veh v good. (very good, tho my mum rly doesnt have that bad pronouncation)

what did n say to her friends who were twins?

double- u!

who did n use to like that she hates now? (not true)

her x (ex)

what question did n ask that made her friend call her a dog?

y?

(the joke is hunghui says: what animal says why?

someone: i dunno

hunghui: a dog

someone: why?

ps remind me to update you on another joke related to this later)

what did n comment about the maths test?

ezpz! (easy peasy)

who is n's favourite actor?

z f ron (not true)

number jokes now :)

this one should be quite common. why is 6 scared of 7?

cause 789 (seven ate nine)

who's 1's father?

8 (ba- chinese for father)

who's 8's wife?

7 (qi- wife in chinese)

who's 7's son?

2 (er- son in chinese)

what does 8 like to drink?

9 (jiu- wine in chinese)

what does 8 constantly feel?

2 (er- hungry in chinese)

what is 1's cca?

5 (wu- dance in chinese)

what will happen to 1,2 & 3 if they run without looking?

they will 4 (fall)

what will happen to 1,2 & 3 if they 4 too hard?

they will 4 (si- die in chinese)

i can't rmb flop's chinese actor one cause i cant rmb it. anyway some others.

125 stands for want to fight.

521 stands for wo ai ni- chinese for i love you

7481 stands for qu shi ba ni- go and die lah you.

haha actually thr're still loads more but i cant rmb them. hope you enjoyed our lame jokes :)