LETTERS TO ANN :)

Haha these are abc riddles related to n (ann), me :) started when florence asked hunghui who did n go find? M. LOL ok that one not much link luhs so we came up with more interesting ones :) we had some number ones as well.

what did n say when she called her friend?

A (eh)

what insect did n see?

B (bee)

what is n's surname?

C (yvonne see<<)

what is n's favourite cartoon character?

dd (didi & dexter from dexter's lab)

what did n say when she saw sth disgusting?

e

what curse word does n hate?

f

what did n say when she failed her maths test?

gg

what did n (if she were ahlian) say to her ex?

i h u (i hate you, ahlians cant pronounce properly heh)

who's n's favourite taiwanese guy?

j (jay)

what did n say when her friend wanted to borrow sth?

k

what is n's favourite brand?

l (elle) or LG (but then lg is alr a short form ._.)

what did n say in her self introduction?

i m n. (i am ann)

so.. who did n look for?

o (ohh/ong hunghui)

why did n go to the toilet?

to p (to pee)

what did n have to do to get her chicken rice?

q up (queue up)

what did n tell j?

u r j (you are jay. but who's so lame to say that lah.)

whr did n's friend smack her?

her s (ass)

what did n meet her friend for?

t (tea)

n's friend asked her who was incharged of the project, what did she say?

u

what did n's mum say when she scored full marks for the maths test?

veh v good. (very good, tho my mum rly doesnt have that bad pronouncation)

what did n say to her friends who were twins?

double- u!

who did n use to like that she hates now? (not true)

her x (ex)

what question did n ask that made her friend call her a dog?

y?

(the joke is hunghui says: what animal says why?

someone: i dunno

hunghui: a dog

someone: why?

ps remind me to update you on another joke related to this later)

what did n comment about the maths test?

ezpz! (easy peasy)

who is n's favourite actor?

z f ron (not true)

number jokes now :)

this one should be quite common. why is 6 scared of 7?

cause 789 (seven ate nine)

who's 1's father?

8 (ba- chinese for father)

who's 8's wife?

7 (qi- wife in chinese)

who's 7's son?

2 (er- son in chinese)

what does 8 like to drink?

9 (jiu- wine in chinese)

what does 8 constantly feel?

2 (er- hungry in chinese)

what is 1's cca?

5 (wu- dance in chinese)

what will happen to 1,2 & 3 if they run without looking?

they will 4 (fall)

what will happen to 1,2 & 3 if they 4 too hard?

they will 4 (si- die in chinese)

i can't rmb flop's chinese actor one cause i cant rmb it. anyway some others.

125 stands for want to fight.

521 stands for wo ai ni- chinese for i love you

7481 stands for qu shi ba ni- go and die lah you.

haha actually thr're still loads more but i cant rmb them. hope you enjoyed our lame jokes :)