Haha these are abc riddles related to n (ann), me :) started when florence asked hunghui who did n go find? M. LOL ok that one not much link luhs so we came up with more interesting ones :) we had some number ones as well.
what did n say when she called her friend?
A (eh)
what insect did n see?
B (bee)
what is n's surname?
C (yvonne see<<)
what is n's favourite cartoon character?
dd (didi & dexter from dexter's lab)
what did n say when she saw sth disgusting?
e
what curse word does n hate?
f
what did n say when she failed her maths test?
gg
what did n (if she were ahlian) say to her ex?
i h u (i hate you, ahlians cant pronounce properly heh)
who's n's favourite taiwanese guy?
j (jay)
what did n say when her friend wanted to borrow sth?
k
what is n's favourite brand?
l (elle) or LG (but then lg is alr a short form ._.)
what did n say in her self introduction?
i m n. (i am ann)
so.. who did n look for?
o (ohh/ong hunghui)
why did n go to the toilet?
to p (to pee)
what did n have to do to get her chicken rice?
q up (queue up)
what did n tell j?
u r j (you are jay. but who's so lame to say that lah.)
whr did n's friend smack her?
her s (ass)
what did n meet her friend for?
t (tea)
n's friend asked her who was incharged of the project, what did she say?
u
what did n's mum say when she scored full marks for the maths test?
veh v good. (very good, tho my mum rly doesnt have that bad pronouncation)
what did n say to her friends who were twins?
double- u!
who did n use to like that she hates now? (not true)
her x (ex)
what question did n ask that made her friend call her a dog?
y?
(the joke is hunghui says: what animal says why?
someone: i dunno
hunghui: a dog
someone: why?
ps remind me to update you on another joke related to this later)
what did n comment about the maths test?
ezpz! (easy peasy)
who is n's favourite actor?
z f ron (not true)
number jokes now :)
this one should be quite common. why is 6 scared of 7?
cause 789 (seven ate nine)
who's 1's father?
8 (ba- chinese for father)
who's 8's wife?
7 (qi- wife in chinese)
who's 7's son?
2 (er- son in chinese)
what does 8 like to drink?
9 (jiu- wine in chinese)
what does 8 constantly feel?
2 (er- hungry in chinese)
what is 1's cca?
5 (wu- dance in chinese)
what will happen to 1,2 & 3 if they run without looking?
they will 4 (fall)
what will happen to 1,2 & 3 if they 4 too hard?
they will 4 (si- die in chinese)
i can't rmb flop's chinese actor one cause i cant rmb it. anyway some others.
125 stands for want to fight.
521 stands for wo ai ni- chinese for i love you
7481 stands for qu shi ba ni- go and die lah you.
haha actually thr're still loads more but i cant rmb them. hope you enjoyed our lame jokes :)
